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Shabba!

1
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- Will, get your feet off the furniture.
- I'm sorry about that, Uncle Phil.

2
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- Why aren't you doing your homework?
- No, see, I was just...

3
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How many times have I told you
not to eat on the couch?

4
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And while we're on the subject...

5
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It's kind of fly, right?
Don't you wish you lived on TV?

6
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Must be what it sounds like to wake up
in Little Richard's crib.

7
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What's with Dad, anyway,
waking us up at 6:00 a. M?

8
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Now I'll never know how that dream ends.

9
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She dumps you, Carlton.

10
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Hey, look, all I'm saying is,
just 'cause he own the crib...

11
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and pay all the bills and everything,
he think he can tell us what to do.

12
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Now, I don't know about y'all,
but I ain't having it.

13
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I think it's time for somebody
to straighten him out.

14
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Step to it, Ash.

15
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Will, we're going to go down
and help rebuild the old neighborhood...

16
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and I don't want any attitude from you.

17
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What?

18
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I had a fabulous time, Wesley.

19
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Why don't you come in?
Don't be silly, they won't be up for hours.

20
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Night, Sister Mary Margaret.

21
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Daddy, have you lost weight?

22
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Hilary.

23
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Sister Mary Margaret drives a Porsche?

24
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Man, they must got it going on
down at the convent, huh?

25
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Hilary, what were you doing out all night?

26
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I wasn't out all night,
I just got up early to go to mass.

27
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- We're not Catholic.
- Well, is my face red. Good night.

28
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Hold it, young lady. I want you
to go upstairs and change your clothes.

29
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We're meeting Reverend Williams
and the church group in half an hour.

30
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<i>E</i>xcuse me?

31
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Y ou said you'd come down to the old
neighborhood with us. Remember?

32
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I also said Daddy lost weight.

33
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Hilary, go change your clothes. Now!

34
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This is too important.
I'm not gonna let you get out of this.

35
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Boy, Uncle Phil and Aunt Viv
sure are hyped up...

36
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about going down
to their old neighborhood.

37
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Brother, I can just hear them now:

38
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"Look, kids, this is where we lived
when we first got married.

39
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"And this is the little park
where we walked little Hilary."

40
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"And, look, there's the pet store
where we bought little Carlton."

41
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I think it's cute. They're going to be
mushy and lovey-dovey all day.

42
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Vivian, what the hell is the matter
with you?

43
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Y ou've been avoiding me ever since
I got home yesterday. What did I do?

44
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Come on, tell me. Is it something that
I did, or something that I didn't do or...

45
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Oh, my God.

46
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Happy anniversary, sweetheart.

47
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- It's not our anniversary, Philip.
- Oh, God, good.

48
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Well, what is it?

49
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- Y ou're wearing that shirt.
- Why not?

50
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It's my around-the-house shirt.

51
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I've worn it around the house
every weekend for years.

52
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That's what I mean.
Philip, you have become so predictable.

53
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Vivian, don't you think you're being
just a wee bit erratic this morning?

54
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Absolutely not.

55
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Philip, look at my hair.
I can't go out like this.

56
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I gotta go to the salon.

57
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Well, you went yesterday, sweetheart...

58
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that's why we couldn't
have lunch together.

59
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Right, you're right.

60
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Henri tried something new, do you like it?

61
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Will, what do you think?

62
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Will!

63
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Well, actually, Aunt Viv, you got a...

64
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kind of a Don King...

65
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Kris Kross, Bride of Frankenthing going.

66
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Not many people could pull it off.

67
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Y ou know, as you're proving, right, but...

68
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What, Carlton?

69
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Vivian, where were you yesterday?

70
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Shooting baskets with Michael Jordon.

71
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Y ou know,
Clair would never talk to Cliff like that.

72
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What, Carlton?

73
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Y o, my brother, when the going
gets tough, the tough gets going.

74
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It's Hammer time.

75
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Sorry about that, man, you know,
you have to excuse my cousin...

76
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you know, he's an idiot.

77
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Carlton, can you please relax, man?

78
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Okay, I won't say another word.
I won't even make eye contact.

79
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Oh, God, what a stallion.

80
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Time to saddle up.

81
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Y o, what's up, baby?

82
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Hurry up, write your number down
before I don't want it no more.

83
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I'm sorry. How are you doing?

84
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I'm Will and this is my cousin, Carlton.

85
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Hi, I'm Simone.

86
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Thanks for coming down.
I'm going to show you what to do.

87
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And I'm going to buy you a car.

88
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No, thanks.

89
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But I do need a strong pair of arms.

90
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That would be me. I got that.

91
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Carlton can't help you,
he's on the debate team.

92
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Really, I'm captain of my debate team.

93
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Simone, where you want me
to go with this?

94
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How about over there somewhere,
like, say, Cleveland?

95
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Tell me to go to Cleveland,
mushroom head.

96
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Well, I guess we better get busy.

97
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All right!

98
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Oh, right.

99
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Listen, Simone, why don't you
come by the school on Monday...

100
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we're debating <i>Roe v. Wade.</i>

101
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Oh, reproductive rights!

102
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No, row versus wade,
the best way to cross a stream.

103
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Y ou've got a great sense of humor.

104
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Y eah, I know.

105
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- What's the matter?
- It's just a splinter.

106
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Better let me take a look
at that finger for you.

107
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- Damn!
- Problem, sir?

108
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It's Vivian.
I don't know what's gotten into her.

109
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This morning she told me
that I've become too...

110
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- Predictable, sir?
- Y es, that's exactly what she said.

111
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- She said that I wear the same...
- Blue shirt every weekend, sir?

112
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Y es, I mean, just because a man has...

113
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Froot Loops every morning.

114
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- Just because I watch...
- <i>Lega/ Beag/es</i> every night.

115
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Does that mean
that I've become predictable?

116
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Absolutely not, sir.

117
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Why, you're a regular
hotbed of spontaneity.

118
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- Y ou're welcome.
- Thank you.

119
00:09:14,399 --> 00:09:16,924
Hilary, why doesn't anyone want my soda?

120
00:09:17,001 --> 00:09:19,595
Because your soda's flat.

121
00:09:24,642 --> 00:09:27,406
Do you believe this mess, man?
I thought we was here to work.

122
00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:30,880
Don't even sweat it, man. Most of those
fools ain't coming back here, anyway.

123
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A few more months, everybody's
conscience will be cleared...

124
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and things will be back to status quo.

125
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Half these people don't even understand
what really went down here, man.

126
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Y eah.

127
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- Hey, I'm Noah, man.
- Hey, what's up? Will.

128
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And then when I was 12, I played Maria...

129
00:09:47,532 --> 00:09:49,727
in an all-boy production
of <i>West Side Story.</i>

130
00:09:56,941 --> 00:09:58,636
Carlton, slow down.

131
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I want to hear more
about your collection of Sea-Monkeys.

132
00:10:02,647 --> 00:10:04,308
Will you marry me?

133
00:10:08,219 --> 00:10:10,414
Well, there go the nerdyweds.

134
00:10:15,593 --> 00:10:18,892
Vivian, wait.
Now, you cannot avoid me all day.

135
00:10:19,097 --> 00:10:20,758
Now, where were you yesterday?

136
00:10:20,832 --> 00:10:24,495
Philip, I love you sweetheart.
Trust me, you're my husband.

137
00:10:24,569 --> 00:10:26,833
And, as your husband,
I have a right to an explanation.

138
00:10:26,905 --> 00:10:28,566
And, as your wife...

139
00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:31,070
when I think of something,
you'll be the first one to know.

140
00:10:31,142 --> 00:10:32,939
Don't... I'm not finished
with you yet, woman.

141
00:10:33,011 --> 00:10:34,842
Well, I'm through with you, man.

142
00:10:36,347 --> 00:10:37,939
Y eah, that's right, I'm bad.

143
00:10:55,266 --> 00:10:58,702
Man, I'm beat.
Got blisters on top of blisters.

144
00:10:58,770 --> 00:10:59,964
Y eah, me, too.

145
00:11:00,038 --> 00:11:01,733
Hey, so what time
you coming back tomorrow?

146
00:11:01,806 --> 00:11:04,900
I can't make it tomorrow, man.
I got school and everything, you know.

147
00:11:04,976 --> 00:11:08,434
Oh, yeah. Well, I'll get with you
next weekend, then.

148
00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:11,280
Oh, man. Well, I can't make it
next weekend, you know...

149
00:11:11,349 --> 00:11:14,580
I got a date on Saturday
and then I got a ball game on Sunday.

150
00:11:14,652 --> 00:11:17,951
- So, you know how it is, man.
- Y eah, I know how it is.

151
00:11:18,423 --> 00:11:20,323
Y ou're not coming back.

152
00:11:23,828 --> 00:11:26,262
Wait, hold up, man, I'm coming back.

153
00:11:26,431 --> 00:11:28,194
No, you're not, man.

154
00:11:28,566 --> 00:11:31,126
I bet you feel pretty good
about yourself, don't you?

155
00:11:31,202 --> 00:11:33,432
I mean, you come down here,
do the right thing...

156
00:11:33,504 --> 00:11:37,372
then you go home patting yourself on the
back 'cause you helped out the poor folk.

157
00:11:38,343 --> 00:11:42,143
Hold up, man. Y o, I'm from Philly.
We had to save up to be poor.

158
00:11:46,718 --> 00:11:48,811
Why you sweating me like this man,
what's up?

159
00:11:48,886 --> 00:11:51,116
'Cause, you're just like all the rest of them.

160
00:11:51,189 --> 00:11:53,919
Y ou come around here with the X cap
and them cool Doc Martens...

161
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and you're all "dope"
and "word to your mother."

162
00:11:55,893 --> 00:11:57,383
And you think that makes you committed?

163
00:11:58,863 --> 00:12:00,888
Let me tell you something,
this ain't no game.

164
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And if you think that it is,
then maybe you should go home...

165
00:12:03,134 --> 00:12:04,692
'cause you're not welcome here.

166
00:12:05,970 --> 00:12:07,961
Tell Dan Quayle I said, "What's up."

167
00:12:15,513 --> 00:12:17,242
Now I'm not welcome here, right?

168
00:12:17,315 --> 00:12:19,340
Well, you got your story
a little wrong, homey.

169
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This community appreciates me.

170
00:12:22,687 --> 00:12:24,211
I don't even know Dan Quayle.

171
00:12:27,859 --> 00:12:30,054
Hey, I'm going to
knock your head off, slimeball.

172
00:12:30,561 --> 00:12:31,619
Y o, man!

173
00:12:37,435 --> 00:12:39,266
Help!

174
00:12:40,805 --> 00:12:41,863
Shut up, bad man.

175
00:12:41,939 --> 00:12:43,531
Put your hands up and
put down the toaster.

176
00:12:43,608 --> 00:12:45,974
Put your hands up in the air,
put down the toaster.

177
00:12:46,044 --> 00:12:48,478
Make up your mind, man.
What do you want me to do first?

178
00:12:48,579 --> 00:12:50,945
Will! What the hell is going on in here?

179
00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:55,716
Dad, don't do anything stupid,
you haven't updated your will yet.

180
00:12:58,589 --> 00:13:00,784
Oh, my God. Hector?

181
00:13:01,292 --> 00:13:02,884
Y eah, what? Wait...

182
00:13:04,362 --> 00:13:06,387
Wait a minute, I know you.

183
00:13:06,464 --> 00:13:08,864
Y eah, ain't you
the guy from <i>Fami/y Matters?</i>

184
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:13,899
- Y es!
- No, I'm Philip. Philip Banks.

185
00:13:14,372 --> 00:13:15,396
- Curly?
- Y eah.

186
00:13:15,940 --> 00:13:16,929
Oh, my God!

187
00:13:19,811 --> 00:13:22,006
Curly? They must go way back.

188
00:13:22,747 --> 00:13:26,808
Vivian, come here quick.
Oh, my God, what's it been, years?

189
00:13:29,287 --> 00:13:32,484
Oh, I don't believe it. It's Hector Alvarez.

190
00:13:34,092 --> 00:13:35,992
Oh, kids, look it's Hector.

191
00:13:36,761 --> 00:13:37,750
Hector!

192
00:13:38,596 --> 00:13:40,120
How are you?

193
00:13:41,165 --> 00:13:43,759
- Y ou look wonderful.
- So do you.

194
00:13:44,369 --> 00:13:46,132
- Who's Hector?
- I don't know, but be nice to him...

195
00:13:46,204 --> 00:13:47,228
he's got a bat.

196
00:13:48,272 --> 00:13:51,264
Stay where you are, punk.
I caught this little creep stealing.

197
00:13:51,342 --> 00:13:52,809
I'll go call the police.

198
00:13:54,011 --> 00:13:55,205
I got a quarter.

199
00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:59,780
Now, hold on. Hector,
there must be some mistake. This is...

200
00:13:59,917 --> 00:14:02,613
y eah, this is our nephew, Will.

201
00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:04,851
Y ou mean little Willie from Philly?

202
00:14:06,724 --> 00:14:09,784
But, of course, who else could it be
with those <i>muy grandes orejas?</i>

203
00:14:13,564 --> 00:14:15,896
- What does that mean?
- Big ears.

204
00:14:20,371 --> 00:14:23,169
Hector, let me see that bat for a second.

205
00:14:23,574 --> 00:14:26,566
I'm sorry about the bat, folks.
Y ou know, I guess I'm a little jumpy.

206
00:14:26,644 --> 00:14:28,771
I've been robbed a couple of times, man.

207
00:14:31,182 --> 00:14:33,207
- I'm sorry to hear that, Hector.
- Y eah.

208
00:14:33,284 --> 00:14:35,343
Come on, now, kids,
you remember Hector.

209
00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:36,717
I'll remember him now!

210
00:14:37,488 --> 00:14:40,286
Sweetheart, before you were born,
we used to live here.

211
00:14:40,391 --> 00:14:42,882
Right above Hector's grocery store.

212
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,326
Wait, this is the old apartment?

213
00:14:45,496 --> 00:14:48,090
Hector, I love what you've done
with the place.

214
00:14:50,868 --> 00:14:54,099
Well, we didn't have a lot,
but we always had enough to eat...

215
00:14:54,172 --> 00:14:55,799
- thanks to Hector.
- That's right.

216
00:14:55,873 --> 00:14:58,501
<i>E</i>ven if you didn't have any money,
you had all the food you needed...

217
00:14:58,576 --> 00:15:00,510
long as he liked you.

218
00:15:00,578 --> 00:15:02,842
I guess y'all was in love then,
huh, Uncle Phil?

219
00:15:08,386 --> 00:15:11,184
So, Perry Mason, how is the crusading
business coming, man?

220
00:15:11,255 --> 00:15:12,688
Are you still fighting
for little guys like me?

221
00:15:12,757 --> 00:15:15,624
Well, I'm still fighting,
but it's corporate mergers mostly.

222
00:15:15,693 --> 00:15:18,127
So you're not working out
of a little storefront anymore?

223
00:15:18,196 --> 00:15:19,993
Well, no, my office has gotten
a little bit bigger...

224
00:15:20,064 --> 00:15:21,395
but it's just a few miles from here.

225
00:15:21,466 --> 00:15:23,434
Y ou work in Beverly Hills, Uncle Phil.

226
00:15:24,469 --> 00:15:26,801
Beverly Hills. Hey, Curly, that's terrific!

227
00:15:27,104 --> 00:15:29,937
Hey, maybe now you can pay me back
for some of those Ring Dings?

228
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,866
He ain't doing that well.

229
00:15:35,246 --> 00:15:40,149
Hector, I just cannot believe
our old apartment went up in flames.

230
00:15:40,751 --> 00:15:43,743
Y eah, there's been
a lot of changes since you've been gone.

231
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,291
It's still nice to have you back.

232
00:15:49,193 --> 00:15:51,753
Well, look, I'll be downstairs.

233
00:15:53,397 --> 00:15:56,855
Y ou know what?
I never gave you kids a wedding present.

234
00:15:58,102 --> 00:16:00,798
Best of luck, huh?

235
00:16:07,278 --> 00:16:11,442
Y ou know, Aunt Viv, Uncle Phil, I used
to love coming out here to visit y'all.

236
00:16:11,983 --> 00:16:12,972
Hey, Ashley, check this out.

237
00:16:13,050 --> 00:16:16,144
This is where Aunt Viv
used to measure how tall we was getting.

238
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,880
- Look, here's me.
- Will, there's you.

239
00:16:19,257 --> 00:16:21,157
Look, there's Carlton.

240
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:33,730
Y ou know, Aunt Viv, Uncle Phil, there was
a lot of love shared in this room.

241
00:16:35,706 --> 00:16:38,174
Don't even think about kissing me.

242
00:16:51,122 --> 00:16:53,352
Hilary, time to set the table.

243
00:17:01,065 --> 00:17:04,364
Baby, why are you throwing your doll
in the garbage?

244
00:17:04,435 --> 00:17:08,235
Well, I tried flushing her
down the toilet, but the little creep floats.

245
00:17:09,173 --> 00:17:10,265
I want a new doll.

246
00:17:10,341 --> 00:17:13,003
Baby, it's all we can afford right now.

247
00:17:13,077 --> 00:17:14,942
With all the free legal aid
your daddy gives...

248
00:17:15,012 --> 00:17:16,843
we're barely covering expenses...

249
00:17:16,914 --> 00:17:21,715
but there are more important things in life
than fancy clothes and big houses.

250
00:17:21,886 --> 00:17:23,353
What have you been smoking?

251
00:17:26,791 --> 00:17:29,521
Y o, Uncle Phil,
how you going to play a nephew?

252
00:17:30,194 --> 00:17:31,786
On his behind, Will.

253
00:17:34,265 --> 00:17:37,325
That honey was about to invite me up
for some milk and cookies.

254
00:17:37,702 --> 00:17:40,330
That honey was old enough
to be your mother.

255
00:17:42,139 --> 00:17:44,630
Word up, and she was divorced, too.

256
00:17:47,044 --> 00:17:48,807
Parents just don't understand.

257
00:17:51,382 --> 00:17:54,044
Hey, big guy,
got time to read me a bedtime story?

258
00:17:54,118 --> 00:17:58,487
Sure, Carlton, what's it going to be?
<i>Cat /n The Hat</i> or <i>Curious George?</i>

259
00:17:58,556 --> 00:18:02,515
No, <i>The Wa// Street Journa/,</i>
the part where AMC goes belly up.

260
00:18:04,795 --> 00:18:06,729
Are you sure we're all related?

261
00:18:08,699 --> 00:18:11,668
Mom, Dad, I've been thinking it over...

262
00:18:11,869 --> 00:18:14,736
and I've decided what I want to be
when I grow up.

263
00:18:14,805 --> 00:18:15,965
What, tall?

264
00:18:19,477 --> 00:18:23,072
- That's nice, honey, what?
- President of the United States.

265
00:18:23,414 --> 00:18:25,644
Well, that would make me
very proud, Carlton.

266
00:18:25,716 --> 00:18:28,947
Imagine, my son,
the country's first black president.

267
00:18:29,887 --> 00:18:31,081
I'm black?

268
00:18:44,268 --> 00:18:45,462
Hello?

269
00:18:47,138 --> 00:18:50,972
One second, please.
Philip, it's Mr. Firth from the law firm.

270
00:18:55,179 --> 00:18:56,510
Hello, Mr. Firth?

271
00:18:57,982 --> 00:18:58,971
Y es.

272
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:02,116
I would love to meet
with the other partners.

273
00:19:02,453 --> 00:19:05,115
Next Thursday is great. Thank you.

274
00:19:05,189 --> 00:19:06,656
Thank you very much.

275
00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:09,316
All right, hold it now.

276
00:19:09,694 --> 00:19:12,219
Don't want to get anybody's hopes up...

277
00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:15,297
but Mr. Firth wants me to come back
for a second interview.

278
00:19:17,435 --> 00:19:20,199
I'm rich! I'm rich!

279
00:19:21,372 --> 00:19:23,135
I'll pack our bags.

280
00:19:23,207 --> 00:19:26,040
Maybe we can get a place
close to the Reagans.

281
00:19:27,778 --> 00:19:30,338
Did I ever tell you folks
how much I like visiting?

282
00:19:32,683 --> 00:19:34,810
Hold on, now. Hold on.

283
00:19:35,019 --> 00:19:36,077
Now look...

284
00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:39,417
even if I do get this job, nothing changes.

285
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:43,185
This is our home
and this community is a part of our family.

286
00:19:45,029 --> 00:19:46,894
And I'll never turn my back on it.

287
00:19:55,306 --> 00:19:57,536
We had some good times in this old place.

288
00:19:58,576 --> 00:20:00,009
We sure did, baby.

289
00:20:01,779 --> 00:20:03,269
Our roots are here.

290
00:20:04,014 --> 00:20:05,914
This is where we started our family.

291
00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:08,641
Man, I wonder if that
divorced lady still live here?

292
00:20:10,421 --> 00:20:13,686
She probably like 127 or something...

293
00:20:13,758 --> 00:20:16,226
y eah, and we made
some very good friends here.

294
00:20:17,094 --> 00:20:20,222
But we haven't fulfilled
our commitment to them or to this place.

295
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:24,828
Look, you know, Uncle Phil,
I think I will come back...

296
00:20:24,902 --> 00:20:25,994
you know, next weekend.

297
00:20:26,070 --> 00:20:28,004
Hook up with my man Noah,
set up a schedule.

298
00:20:29,006 --> 00:20:33,272
Y es, I think I'll hook up with Simone
and make out a little schedule of my own.

299
00:20:37,815 --> 00:20:40,340
I'm going to go sign up for next week.

300
00:20:42,653 --> 00:20:44,883
So, the house will be empty next week?

301
00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:48,884
Great! I'm going to plan a party.

302
00:21:03,641 --> 00:21:06,542
I guess you're really disappointed in me,
huh, Vivian?

303
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:09,669
- Why?
- 'Cause I sold out.

304
00:21:10,114 --> 00:21:11,979
Did everything I said I wouldn't do.

305
00:21:12,049 --> 00:21:13,573
Became a high-powered lawyer...

306
00:21:13,651 --> 00:21:16,119
bought that house in Bel-Air,
and never looked back.

307
00:21:16,854 --> 00:21:19,914
Philip, honey, you shouldn't feel guilty
about your success.

308
00:21:19,990 --> 00:21:21,651
Baby, nobody gave you anything.

309
00:21:21,725 --> 00:21:24,091
Y ou have worked hard for everything
you've got.

310
00:21:24,161 --> 00:21:27,153
Y ou've been generous
and you've contributed to a lot of causes.

311
00:21:27,231 --> 00:21:29,256
It takes more than just writing a check.

312
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:32,234
I've lost myself, I've lost my fire,
my passion.

313
00:21:32,703 --> 00:21:35,467
Y ou're right, Vivian,
I have become dull and predictable.

314
00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:38,608
- Philip.
- I want to be the kind of man...

315
00:21:38,676 --> 00:21:42,544
you fell in love with. I want to be
open to risks, I want to take chances.

316
00:21:42,613 --> 00:21:46,071
Oh, Philip, do you mean it? Do you?

317
00:21:46,951 --> 00:21:48,680
I'm afraid it's too late.

318
00:21:49,653 --> 00:21:50,984
I've chased you away.

319
00:21:51,655 --> 00:21:53,418
Philip, what are you talking about?

320
00:21:54,124 --> 00:21:56,024
I know where you were yesterday.

321
00:21:57,094 --> 00:21:58,755
Y ou're having an affair.

322
00:22:00,397 --> 00:22:03,127
I don't blame you,
I'm just going to kill you.

323
00:22:07,304 --> 00:22:09,864
Oh, no, is that where you thought
I was yesterday?

324
00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:11,032
What?

325
00:22:11,809 --> 00:22:14,835
Y ou mean, you weren't with another man?

326
00:22:15,212 --> 00:22:18,375
- Of course not.
- Lucky for you.

327
00:22:22,186 --> 00:22:25,417
Philip, I was afraid to tell you
because I didn't think you could take it.

328
00:22:25,489 --> 00:22:28,822
- Y ou didn't think I could take it.
- No. But now I know you can.

329
00:22:28,893 --> 00:22:31,487
- Philip, I was at the doctor's yesterday.
- The doctor's!

330
00:22:32,696 --> 00:22:34,186
Philip, I'm pregnant!

331
00:22:47,444 --> 00:22:49,469
So you're not working out
of a little storefront anymore?

332
00:22:49,546 --> 00:22:51,639
Well, no, my office has gotten
a little bit bigger...

333
00:22:51,715 --> 00:22:54,479
and I only... And, it's pretty good.

334
00:22:54,551 --> 00:22:56,143
- Hold it!
- Oh, you don't say.

335
00:22:57,488 --> 00:22:59,217
- That's all right.
- Y eah.

336
00:22:59,957 --> 00:23:00,946
Stuttering.

337
00:23:06,797 --> 00:23:07,786
Bad word!


